I'm not crazy. My reality is just different than yours.

<table border="1" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="1">
<tr><td align="center">1.</td><td align="center"> Always </td><td align="center">6.</td><td align="center"> Seconds </td></tr>
<tr><td align="center">2.</td><td align="center"> Minutes </td><td align="center">7.</td><td align="center"> Hours </td></tr>
<tr><td align="center">3.</td><td align="center"> Days </td><td align="center">8.</td><td align="center"> Weeks </td></tr>
<tr><td align="center">4.</td><td align="center"> Months </td><td align="center">9.</td><td align="center"> Years </td></tr>
<tr><td align="center">5.</td><td align="center"> Never </td><td align="center">10.</td><td align="center"> Your choice </td></tr></table>